There is, of course, bragging rights but after a while, introducing myself as "Hi, I'm Berti and I have been to 100 countries" might get kind of tiresome. Not to mention the murmurs of "Dude, don't even make eye contact with that girl. Yeah, the one carrying around the atlas. Trust me on this.."
As I close in on my goal, I am realizing what the real prize of all this is. It is the motivation that it has given me to visit places that I might not have otherwise considered. A perfect example of this was my recent city to Lithuania's capital city.
Vilnius is not a name that frequently makes it onto peoples' lists of Europe's must-see cities. That's a shame. If more travelers gave it a chance, they would find a charming yet quirky city with plenty to offer.
I almost didn't make it. My flight from Amsterdam left late, meaning I almost missed my connecting flight in Warsaw (note: if a LOT flight attendant ever tells you not to worry because there will be a golf cart waiting to whiz you over to your gate, what they mean is that a guy that looks like the Polish Harry Potter will be standing at the door with a "Vilnius" sign and as soon as you identify yourself, he will take off running on his little boy wizard legs and you'd better keep up). When I did eventually arrive at my destination, my phone was dead and more distressingly, I had no charger. Fortunately, Lina, aka the coolest hostel owner ever, had a map handy, listing things to do and see and most importantly, the location of an electronics store.
As I crossed the old town with my poor lifeless phone, I was torn between stopping to admire the scenery and getting to the store before it closed. My dependency on technology won out, but the truth is that the second I had a charger in hand, I instantly reverted into full tourist mode.
Even their monuments were cool. There was the bridge with the Communist era idealized workers pointing proudly.
There was whatever this is.
A roller-blading imp in the center of town, why not?
But my favorite was probably this statue of Frank Zappa. Upon hearing about it, my first thought as "I'd didn't know he was Lithuanian". Well, he wasn't. He never visited Lithuania. He never wrote a song about the country. It is quite possible he had no clue where Lithuania was (unless he too was counting countries). The only reason the statue exists is because some hippies wanted to see how far they could push the newfound ideals of freedom and openness following the collapse of the USSR. They started a fan club, held an exhibition showing Zappa's belonging (none of which were actually his, they were just random crap the fan club Pres. had lying around his apt) and started a petition. A Lithuanian artist designed the bust and in a show of governmental awesomeness, it was soon overlooking the old town.
|Concerned bear looks concerned.|
The much photographed old city gate...
More public art...
And generally, just a beautiful city that was not so twee as to seem Disneyfied but that delighted nevertheless.
|I prefer the title "travel aficionado"|
|What does it say of me that as a new knitter, I was more excited about a yarn bombed tree than a really architecturally cool church?|
And it is on the way to Castle Hill, one of several scenic vantage points. Climbing up Gediminas' Tower allows you to see the city from one end to the other.
During the walking tour, our guide was explaining how Lithuania was the last country in Europe to buy into the religious fervor that swept the continent and to this day retains some of its pagan history. Someone in group said that Latvia was making the same claim. This very sweet and smiley guide who had not had a bad word to say about anyone all tour long responded with "No, they are liars. They are very much lying."
When the missionaries came through, they wanted to baptize en masse, so they would go to a village and pronounce that all the women in the village would hereafter be known as, say, Mary and all the men as, let's go with John and then they would give them a new white shirt for the baptism. The people weren't buying any of this but white matches with everything and a free shirt is a free shirt so they would travel from village to village collecting new names and expanding their wardrobes.
|The pagan goddess to topless bearbacking.|
Another reason to like the Lithuanians is the republic of Uzupis. Much like Copenhagen's Christiania and Key West's Conch Republic, this is a self declared sovereign state founded by artists. The sign at the border makes the rules clear. You should smile (not always a given in Eastern Europe). You should not drive in excess of 20km per hour. You should be an artist. Seriously, don't go over 20 km/hr, you're going to end up in the river.
Anyone wanting to be an ambassador only has to meet with the President over a beer and declare who it is they want to represent and if things go well, they will walk away with a certificate. By now, the obvious groups have been spoken for so a bit of creativity is required. Had I come across the big cheese during my stay, the Cuban Knitters who Like to Travel would have had their voice heard in Uzupis.
|Backpacker Jesus approves of Uzupis.|
|One of the many vegetarian restaurants in town,|
|Did I mention that that Lithuanian men were Hella Hot? A photo of the victims of Soviet abuses ends up looking more like a Versace fashion shoot.|
After that sobering display, I opted to return to the more whimsical city center and its many many bars, most of whom feature a good number of excellent local craft beers.
On my final day, there was one last thing I still wanted to do. Lina had recommended climbing the tower in Cathedral Square. Originally, a lookout point in the original city walls, it had been extended to become the church's bell tower and provided a great view of its surroundings.
|If you stand on the red tile and spin three times, your wish will come true..or so they say. If I get to stay in Amsterdam a couple of extra months, I will credit it to the magic tile.|
After much sweating and many "I can do this"'s, I finally made it to the final rung. I was alive. I had made it. I was panting and collecting my breath but I was also celebrating the fact that I was still alive. This was not so b.....DONGDONGDONGDONGDONGDONG!!!!!!!!! Just as I was about to stop shaking, the fucking bell... In the shock of the moment, I called the offending clanger a "comepinga". That's right. I called an inanimate object a cocksucker.
But at least the view was worth it..
Just as Vilnius was totally worth the visit and proved more than its own reward for this crazy country counting kick I've embarked upon.